Persons that have successfully recovered from COVID-19 disease now have specific antibodies in their blood and other bodily fluids which provide at least some level of immunity against recurrent contraction of the said illness. Transfusion of the plasma harvested from recoveries has already proven as a quite effective measure to boost one’s ability to fight the fuck off SARS-CoV-2 pathogen at the gates. In a short while overloaded health care systems around the world won’t be able to provide medical assistance to the masses and people scared shitless will inevitably look for a ways to strengthen their unprepared immune systems in all sorts of DIY styles that may be considered wild, weird and even crazy by some prudes. Since the antibodies can be readily found in saliva and other bodily fluids, the only real alternative to healthy lifestyle and very much unattainable plasma or vaccine is to have lots and lots of diverse and unprotected sex with a willing COVID-19 recoverie. For the common folk like me and you it’s the only way to get at least some protection against the virus. Status of the COVID-19 recoverie will be the most coveted and sought after on the dating market in the coming months. Now you know the best pick up line of the year 2020. Please update your Tinder tagline immediately!