Fuck for Life!

Persons that have successfully recovered from COVID-19 disease now have specific antibodies in their blood and other bodily fluids which provide at least some level of immunity against recurrent illness. Transfusion of the plasma harvested from recoveries has already proven as a quite effective measure to boost one’s ability to fight off SARS-CoV-2 pathogen at the gates. In a short while overloaded health care systems around the world won’t be able to provide medical assistance to the masses and people will inevitably look for ways to strengthen their unprepared immune systems in all sorts of DIY styles that may be considered wild, weird and even crazy by some prudes. Since the antibodies can be readily found in bodily fluids, the only real alternative to healthy lifestyle, very much unattainable plasma or illusive vaccine is to have lots and lots of diverse and unprotected sex with a willing COVID-19 recoverie. For the common folk like me and you it’s the only realistically accessible way to get at least some protection against the virus. Status of the COVID-19 recoverie will be the most coveted and sought after on the dating market in the coming months. The best pick up line in 2020 in a no-brainer. Please update your Tinder tagline accordingly!

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После первого месяца самоизоляции внезапно настигло осознание, что среда отнюдь не маленькая пятница да и сама пятница уже мало похожа на развратницу. Тем временем понедельник стал вторым воскресеньем, вторник почему-то выкрашен в чёрный цвет, в среду сон до обеда, в четверг без сложных вычислений вообще не понять какой сегодня день недели, слово «суббота» не имеет вкуса как его ни катай на языке, а в неделе, оказывается, по факту семь рабочих дней.